Darkness had received a quest for a mysterious item with her party. However, because of Aqua’s rashness, the item was dropped and broken, which gave off dazzling light that Darkness had to cover her eyes with both hands. As the light faded, everything was changed. Next second, she was being pulled down by some sort of strong force.
Darkness: Hey, look at the blue sky today...Wait! I’m falling!!
Darkness: From this height I’m sure my body will be crushed into pieces...That’s awesome...No! That must hurt…
Darkness: Oh crap, I’m going to die!!! Then someone will find my corpse, and see how my viscus scatter...Ah, that’s...that’s awful!!
Kazuma: “Look at you. You’ve turned into a world-class hentai.”
Darkness: Why my mind keeps thinking that Kazuma is despising me for my masochism right now. Ohhh! I, I’m not getting excited!
Although Darkness claimed that she was not, her cheeks were blushing, which made her short of breath. The sparkle of her eyes obviously proved that she was looking forward to the pain…
Darkness: It’s getting closer to the ground. I’ll face up to the impact...Come on! As a crusader, I’m not giving in!
Bang! A huge noise reached her ears, but the long-awaited pain did not come. Darkness opened her eyes and found herself in an unfamiliar place.
Darkness: Am I into the realm of Demon King? Soon there may be minions passing by. Then, I’ll be captured…
Darkness: And I’ll be put on shackles, changed into a shameful dress...Em! Oh, don’t! Don’t do it!
Darkness, after coming to this strange world, did not have a shred of fear at all. Instead, she created lots of crazy illusions in her mind while twerking, and did not even notice that there was a white-haired lady under her butt.
That lady, who had absorbed an enormous impact falling from the sky, was stuck into the soil. However, Darkness still hasn’t stood up but just kept talking to herself, as if she was fully immersed in her own imagination.
The poor, innocent lady could not take it anymore, trying hard to pull her face out of the dirt with a shout.
Darkness sat up immediately, knelt on Lady White Bones and bowed to prostrate herself respectfully and repeatedly; each action accurately hit her disjointed bones, which made her scream in pain.
Lady White Bones: Are you done yet!? If you truly feel sorry, just get up you idiot!
Darkness: Oh, right!
Darkness moved her body and reached out to save Lady White Bones from the pit. Then, she tried to put her bones back to the right place, but could not fix the backbone as her hands were unable to reach it. The soreness of which made her frown.
Lady White Bones: My bones disjoint again…
Darkness: It’s all my fault. Punish me if you like. Come on!
Lady White Bones: I would have definitely tied and beaten you up, but it was the old me. Now I’ve changed, so I’ll forgive you.
Darkness: Wh-what! How could you! You’re injured all because of me. You can’t just forgive me like that! You should punish me in a nasty way!
Lady White Bones: I said no. Just go back.
Darkness: I won’t, until you give me the punishment I deserve.
Darkness pounced on Lady White Bones instantly, hugged her thighs and completely went into an excitatory state without making any sense.
Lady White Bones: You sick knight! Get out of my away!
Lady White Bones flung her arms away, trying to escape, but Darkness drew her sword to attack in no time.
Darkness: Look! I’m going to stab you now! Strike back! Beat me!
Lady White Bones: ...Huh!? You can’t hit me even I’m just standing right in front of you...moron!
Darkness: I’ll hit you this time! Take this!
Lady White Bones: Sigh! Enough! Don’t blame me then. You ask for it!
Lady White Bones gathered elemental power to conjure an energy sphere; Darkness, ravished with joy, opened her arms to embrace the attack. A blush came into her ears.
Darkness: Yes! The feeling of evilness! I can sense it! I’m ready to be trampled! Yes! Bring it on!
Lady White Bones: Die——ahh! It hurts...My waist…!
When she cast the energy sphere, the movement hurt her affected part. Then she staggered along, causing a change in her projectile’s direction. The energy sphere flitted across Darkness’s head and hit somewhere distant.
Darkness: Is, is it some kind of trick to leave me hanging? Never expected that you’re as mean as Kazuma...haha
Lady White Bones: I’m not hentai! The attack missed simply because I have back pain. Next time I’ll absolutely hit you!
Lady White Bones gathered elemental power again. However, whenever she attacked, it turned out to be a miss because of her back pain; Darkness also attempted to strike back, but her accuracy was zero. It was a completely meaningless fight. At sunset, both of them were exhausted, gasping for breath.
Lady White Bones: Wheeze...Hey, can we stop fighting?
After reaching a consensus, they sat down to rest. Before long, Lady White Bones had slightly recovered her Stamina. Then, she began to talk as she glanced at Darkness.
Lady White Bones: You don’t seem to belong to this world. Where are you from?
Darkness: I’m Darkness, a crusader from Axel.
Lady White Bones: I see, the so-called knight of justice. Why do you come here?
Darkness: I——Shush! Someone is coming.
Elf: So you’re the one casting that energy sphere. It destroyed our family! We’re not gonna let you go!
Under Darkness’s protection, Lady White Bones defeated the elves successfully. This battle had used up her strength, who then knelt on the ground.
Lady White Bones: Ahh, my waist...It’ll be great if “he” is here…
Darkness: Who is he?
Lady White Bones: He is strong, especially his punch.
Lady White Bones: His fist not only brings tremendous, physical damage, but also opens up your acupoint. It’s the most comfortable punch in the world.
Lady White Bones: Most importantly, the way he looks at you doesn’t reveal any emotion, as if you’re just an object. Oh, I’m missing him already.
Lady White Bones: Sorry, I can’t help but slobber when it comes to him. I guess you’re not interested——
Lady White Bones could not bear the begging of Darkness, so both of them went on a journey for searching Tang Sanzang. After days of nosing into his whereabouts, they finally followed a clue to a tranquil mountain. Hiding in the woods, Lady White Bones and Darkness were peeping at Tang Sanzang who just fell asleep.
Lady White Bones: Oh my, finally I see you again. This time I can heal my pain.
Darkness: What are we waiting for? Let’s go——
When they were about to approach, a shadow came over from above and spat some kind of white things over them suddenly.
Lady White Bones: It’s spider silk…! Yuck, it’s sticky. Disgusting!
Darkness: I-I’m covered with all this white glue...My pureness is stained..But! Even though my body is trampled, you’ll never win my heart!
Spider Demon: Shut up you pervert! I’m not as dirty as you! That guy is my prey. No way I’ll give him to you!
Lady White Bones: Huh!? Your prey? He’s my bonesetter!
Darkness: No, he’s mine! I want to taste his punch so bad!
Spider Demon, Lady White Bones and Darkness were scrambling for Tang Sanzang. The battle was intense, the shockwave of which had cut off the trees, destroyed the land and scared off animals nearby.
Tang Sanzang, annoyed by the noise, gathered elemental power subconsciously into his right fist and swung at them.
Tang Sanzang: So noisy!
A giant tornado swept to Spider Demon, Lady White Bones and Darkness; powerful wind pressure blew them to the sky and eventually they scattered into different places.
Darkness: Ahhh! This is...so awesome! I can’t believe long-range attack can have such power.
Darkness: If he gives me a direct punch, I’m sure the feeling will be——Oh!
Darkness was blown off by the fist of Tang Sanzang and landed on a main road somewhere. Feeling dizzy, she got up and saw someone stand in front of her——
Darkness: Kazuma! Why are you here?
Kazuma: This is what I’m going to ask you. You fall from the sky all of a sudden. Look at you, covered with dirt. What have you done exactly?
Darkness: Oh my, although that guy has strong punches, it still can’t stand comparison with your sleazy gazes.
Darkness: This is how you make me feel more satisfied!
Kazuma: Nani!? I haven’t seen you for a while and your masochism has already raised to the next level. Stay away from me. Your hentai sickness is contagious.
Aqua: Hold on! The spider silk on her body is adhesive, which may fix the doll!
Megumin: Well done! It’s truly a big help to us, Darkness! Then, we can go back to our world!