Kazuma's Adventure

【Beginning】
On lush grasslands, a dozen of colorful giant toads were enjoying sunbath. There were a boy and three girls hiding in the underbrush nearby. All of them held a twig overhead taken from somewhere as a disguise.

Kazuma: The cave, where a mysterious item is hidden, is behind the grasslands.

Kazuma: But there are too many toads protecting this place. How about we just go back——

Aqua: No! That mysterious item is worth 5 million Eris coins. They’re just toads, nothing to worry about. As long as I’ m here, I can beat them all in a second!

Darkness: Right-right! Even though I’ll be all covered by the thick slime which makes me look embarrassed, I promise I’ll protect you!

Megumin: Kazuma, can I use the explosion magic?

Kazuma: Enough! Your words simply make me feel even more insecure. Anyways, I’ m a veteran now. It should be no problem. Let’s get ready...go!

【Before Battles】

Aqua: Ahhh...Kazuma...save me please...I’m being swallowed again…!

Darkness: What!? We’re surrounded...The toads are about to attack! Ahhhh——! Awe-awesome!

Megumin: Kazuma, I forgot to eat breakfast today. Now I’m exhausted...Help me…

Kazuma: Darn it! Stop messing around!

【After Battles】

Kazuma: Wheeze...Finally, there are all down…

【End】
With effort, Kazuma successfully defeated the toads and woke all the girls up violently before they set out towards the cave. Inside, a treasure chest was placed in the center. Sunlight shone over the place, making it even brighter and more dazzling.

Aqua: That mysterious item must be in the chest. Let me open it——!

Megumin: Emmm, I wonder how powerful will it be——Wowwwww!

Kazuma: What? What did you see? Why are you so scared…

Darkness: Because of this.

Kazuma: What is it——Wahhh! Isn’t it a cursed doll? But it belongs to my original world.

Kazuma looked at what Darkness was holding——a doll dressing in blood-red kimono with black blunt fringe. A pair of soulless eyes seemed to be filled with grudge, which was really spooky.

Kazuma: This is the item that Wiz wants to get...But for what?

Darkness: Look at its eyes, so aggressive, as if the doll wants to tear off my clothes...Ohhhh!

Kazuma: You pervert! Even a doll can turn you on!?

Aqua: No matter what it is, we hand it back to Wiz and then get the money! Let’s go.

【Beginning】
After successfully getting the cursed doll, Kazuma and his party returned to Axel. When they arrived at the city gate, there were groups of adventurers assembling. At the same time, lots of green things were flying in the sky——They were cabbages!

Kazuma: Are you kidding me! They show up in a really bad timing——Wow! That’s close! The cabbages almost hit the doll!

Aqua: Be careful! The 5 million Eris coins will be gone if the doll is broken! Let’s take them down!

【Before Battles】

Darkness: Everyone, stay behind me! Let those cabbages trample on my body! Ahhh!

Megumin: Noooo! It’s my showtime. I’ll blow them off with my explosion arts!

Kazuma: Hey wait! You’ll get me killed if you do this!

【End】

Kazuma: Wheeze...I think I’ll be safe here. The only thing I need to do is to bring the doll back to Wiz’s shop.

Covered by Darkness, Kazuma and his party dodged the attacks of the cabbages, entered the city and walked straight to the shop. As Megumin was afraid of the doll, she had been hiding behind Darkness all the way in order to keep herself away from Kazuma.

???: ...

Aqua: Once we get the coins, we can order the best wine and the most expensive delicacies for celebration!

Kazuma: Alright alright! Em? My shoes are untied. Aqua, help me hold the doll.

Aqua: ...I can’t wait any longer! The shop is just one step away from us. Let me take the doll to Wiz.

Kazuma: Hey! Don’t rush! If you stumble——

Aqua: Ahhhhh!

Before Kazuma finished his words, Aqua tripped on her right leg and fell. The doll dropped to the ground; Its right hand and left leg were broken immediately!
Then, something strange happened. The doll, lying on the floor, opened its eyes and mouth suddenly, making some deafening noises——

Doll: It hurts!!!

While the doll was screaming, the entire Axel was shrouded in a ray of dazzling light…

【Beginning】

Kazuma: ...My head hurts. What’s going on exactly?...Where am I?

Kazuma was brought to a gloomy forest, where was full of unknown plants.

Kazuma: “This experience sounds familiar to me...I’ve travelled to another world again…”

Kazuma sat up. At the same time, he felt a soft touch of something sent from his right hand. This comfortable feeling made him touch it over and over again.

???: Ahhh!

Kazuma: “This...must be some kind of anime cliché. A protagonist, who is brought to the strange world, falls right on a beautiful girl!”

Kazuma: No worries, pretty. I’ll protect you...What!! How come it’s a guy!

Mitsurugi: ...My butt...seems to be rubbed by someone...Em? You’re Satou Kazuma.

Kazuma: Why do you know me...Oh! You’re Yamamoto...No, no, no, Tanaka...——

Mitsurugi: Wrong, all wrong! I’m Mitsurugi! Mitsurugi Kyouya! Remember it!

Kazuma: Whatever, I won’t keep boy’s name in my mind!

Mitsurugi: You——never mind. What is this place by the way?

Kazuma: Who knows. It’s all Aqua’s fault. Now I’m stuck in this deserted place, that dumb goddess! Let me teach her a good lesson after I go back!

Mitsurugi: Wait, what did you just call her?

Kazuma: Dumb goddess! Who will stumble over a flat road? She is the most stupid goddess I’ve ever seen——

Kazuma: Hey! Why are you swinging the sword! It’s dangerous!

Mitsurugi: You shouldn’t have spoken those disrespectful words! I’ll never let anyone insult my goddess Aqua!

【Enemy Dialog】

Kazuma: Take this, Steal!

Mitsurugi: Humph, the same trick is not gonna work again!

【End】

Kazuma: He drops the sword while I’m activating my skill...You have no idea how dumb that goddess is! She always puts me into trouble!

Mitsurugi: In my heart, Aqua is the respectable goddess who gives me this cursed sword.

Kazuma: Ahhh——Enough! Why you are so stubborn?

Both of them kept arguing with each other, but did not notice that footsteps were everywhere. Attracted by the noises, werewolves came to surround them with roars of rage…

【Beginning】

Kazuma: Can’t believe the only one I encounter in this bizarre world is that annoying guy.

Kazuma: Worse still, we’re surrounded by the beasts now.

Kazuma: Why! Why do I have to be the unluckiest all the time! Ahhh!

Continuous setbacks had made Kazuma abandoned himself. He drew his sword, rushing into the wolf pack; and Mitsurugi also picked up his cursed sword, preparing for the attack——

【End】

Kazuma: Wheeze...I’m...so tired...We get nothing after beating these werewolves. It’s totally not worth it.

Mitsurugi: You’re stronger than I expected, but still can’t stand any comparison with me.

Kazuma: Is it a compliment? Anyways, why are you here in this world? I haven’t seen you from the very beginning.

Mitsurugi: Yes, I did show up. In Amelioration II, that “???” character is actually me.

Kazuma: Really? I thought it’s just a bug...Then why are you tailing us?

Mitsurugi: Last month, I found a magic staff that suits Aqua during a quest. I’ve been looking for a proper timing to give it to her…

Kazuma: Last month...So you’ve been following us for a month already? You such a sick stalker!

Mitsurugi: I-I’m not a pervert! My heart is filled with respect towards goddess Aqua. I have no other intentions, but you do!

Kazuma: Sorry, I don’t have any reverie on her. Anyways, just put this thing aside okay? Our priority is to find a way to go back.

Kazuma: “Although I hate this guy, I don’t want to be the prey of those beasts.

Kazuma: “He is reliable with the cursed sword and his strength.”

Kazuma: “I guess I need to be patient before I can go back.”