Mitsurugi Kyouya found a staff that was fit for Aqua. However, before he got any chance to give it to her, he was accidentally brought to the realm, where he encountered Kazuma. Both of them worked together to defeat the werewolves. In order to survive in this unfamiliar world, they decided to cooperate with each other temporarily for finding a way out.
Mitsurugi: It’s wasting time if we just sit here. Let’s go somewhere else to search for a clue.
Kazuma: Alright, I guess we don’t have any choice.
Then, they headed for the west of the forest, but the journey was bumpy. Attacks of demons kept on and on.
Mitsurugi: Phew, we’re out...Hey, are you okay? You’re gasping for breath even in a short run...What is your physique stat exactly?
Kazuma: Wheeze...Even though my stat is lower than usual arch wizards, I can still beat you down, remember!?
Mitsurugi: You stand no chance of winning me if you didn’t use your dirty little trick…
Mitsurugi: Oh, I see a chimney ahead. That means there is probably a village. Let’s go.
Arriving at the entrance, they saw troops of demons blocking the way in. At the forefront of demons, a white-haired man who dressed fancily had a face off with a woman, who was believed to be the chief of this village.
Chief: What I can do for——!
The man kicked her into the stomach, who then fell into a faint immediately due to the pain. He trampled her head underfoot, full of hatred, and put a sword right next to the chief’s neck.
Frost Savant: Tut! Too weak! Hey you, bring all the women in the village here!
Mitsurugi: Unforgivable! As a hero, I’ll never let this happen! Kazuma, let’s beat them up!
Kazuma: What a cliché opening.
Filled with anger, Mitsurugi drew his cursed sword while sprinting towards the savant, who raised an eyebrow gazing at Mitsurugi with a look of surprise.
Kazuma: “The situation is dangerous here...I better leave...Ouch!”
Demon: Don’t even think about that!
Kazuma: Sigh...I simply can’t get rid of any trouble no matter where I go…
Frost Savant: I don’t take orders from weak humans! Soldiers, get them——
Kazuma: Um...Excuse me, may I know why you’ re taking all the women?
Frost Savant: Humph, sooner or later you’ll be dead. I guess it’s no harm in telling you my intention.
Frost Savant: I want to use the pretty black hair of these women to make clothes for someone I love.
Frost Savant: Oh, only this black color fits perfectly for my lovely Persephone…
Kazuma: Seriously? Make clothes with hair…? Are you sure your brain is alright? It’s so gross! Whoever loves your gift is definitely an idiot!
Frost Savant: You——I’m going to rip you off!
Frost Savant moved his leg away from the chief, rushed towards Kazuma and grabbed his collar. Kazuma, who showed no fear on his face at all, wore a cunning sneer.
Kazuma: Tanaka, now!
Mitsurugi: My name is Mitsurugi!!
Mitsurugi swung his sword at Frost Savant in no time. However, it was a miss. The savant dodged the attack, picked up his weapon to strike back. Clashes of swords echoed through the village——
Frost Savant: Bastard! How come a human can have such power...Impossible!
With the power of the Cursed Sword Gram, Mitsurugi successfully subdued the savant. Kazuma took this chance to take down all of the demons in the village.
Frost Savant: “I’m at a disadvantage. Gotta find a way to turn the tide…”
Frost Savant gathered water elemental power to cast an energy sphere over Mitsurugi, who then raised his sword to parry the attack. As he was about to strike back, Frost Savant had gone. Next second, a scream of terror came from the right side. The savant was holding a villager under duress.
Frost Savant: If you don’t want this woman to be killed, give me your weapon!
Mitsurugi: Darn it…!
Following the order of the savant, he dropped the sword on the ground and kicked it away.
Frost Savant: And you! Don’t pretend not to hear me!
Kazuma had no choice but to put his sword down. In the blink of an eye, the tide had turned, and Frost Savant was showing a cunning smile…
Holding the villager under duress, Frost Savant picked up Mitsurugi’s sword to take a closer look.
Frost Savant: So your power all stems from this sword. Wouldn’t it be funny to be killed by your own sword?
Mitsurugi: Um...that’s a lame joke…
Frost Savant held the sword as he came over. When he was about to swung at Mitsurugi, someone rushed towards them——Kazuma! His right arm, coated with dazzling light, was aiming at the savant.
At this time, everyone was blinded by the strong beam. As it faded, the cursed sword was already in Kazuma’ s hand, and a black lace pants had dropped to his head.
Frost Savant: ...My pants!
Frost Savant covered his lower body immediately; Kazuma took the chance to rescue the villager and returned the sword to Mitsurugi, who then wore a confident smile.
Mitsurugi: Now, it’s my turn!
Mitsurugi hit the savant with his sword. The attack successfully took him down. Kazuma, who was on the sidelines, ran over, trampled on his head and sneered like a villain with arms akimbo.
Frost Savant: Wheeze...I’m the great demon savant. How could I be defeated by these two weak humans!
Kazuma: So annoying! You’re a dead duck now you know...If I were you, I would get rid of this stubbornness. Girl hates it.
Frost Savant: Impossible! Persephone doesn’t hate me. She just have no idea how good I am. That’s why I need to make a gift for her, to let her know my heart.
Kazuma: Oh...never expected that you’re that type of dude.
Kazuma: Rejected by a girl, hurt by love, close to 30 years old but still single.
Kazuma: Then go astray to do some weird experiment and become a miserable savant...What a poor life.
Frost Savant: You——Shut up! I’m not!
Provoked by Kazuma, Frost Savant was trembling with fear. The anger stimulated his potential to unleash a burst of water element, which knocked Kazuma flying instantly.
In the nick of time, Mitsurugi thrust the sword into the ground to balance himself while receiving the impact, which was powerful enough to stop him from moving. Frost Savant picked up his own pants with a glare.
Frost Savant: You’re lucky this time. I’ll spare your life. If you try to ruin my plan again, I’ll show you no mercy!
Mitsurugi: Is it true? Men who haven’t lost their virginity before 30 years old will be turned into savants.
Kazuma: Huh? No, of course. It’s fake.
Mitsurugi: So you made it up? You liar.
Knowing the village was safe, all female villagers rushed out from their home, surrounding both of them with admiration.
Villager: Heroes, thank you so much. If it wasn’t because of your help, we would have been ravaged by those demons…
Villager: Oh my! I start turning on when I imagine that.
Kazuma: “...This woman...has a congenial taste with Darkness…”
Mitsurugi: Don’t mention it. Saving people in need is our responsibility.
Villager: Actually...can we ask you a favor…
Villager: Master Kazuma, do you feel comfortable with my massage?
Kazuma: Good, little stronger...Oh yeah! That’s right!
Villager: Master Mitsurugi, do I get it right?
Mitsurugi: You better bent your waist to the left slightly while swinging the sword; point your hand to the right…
Villager: Master Mitsurugi, I don’t know how to do it. Can you teach me by holding my hand?
Mitsurugi: Um...sure thing...haha!
After defeating Frost Savant, the villagers feared those demons would come back again, so they asked Mitsurugi and Kazuma to stay, for teaching them some martial arts.
At first, Mitsurugi wanted to reject their request. However, he chose to stay behind as soon as he knew all the villagers were women and girls. At night, they were living in the most luxurious house in this village and enjoying a delicious meal.
Besides, villages nearby once heard the news of two heroes defeating the demons, they could not wait to ask for their help again. Soon, they rose to fame. Immersed in the satisfaction of being an idol, Mitsurugi and Kazuma had completely forgotten their original purpose in the realm…
Kazuma: “This place is really the utopia that I’ ve been yearning for! I’m not willing to go back anymore!”