【Beginning】
As Lü Bu looked at the army of Gods down the mountain, he smiled. He turned to the samurai in the white armor encarved with gold stripes.
Lü Bu the Warlord: Kid, do you know what a fool is?
The samurai shook his head as he looked at Lü Bu confusedly. Lü Bu therefore pointed at the army of Gods down the hill, and then moved his finger along the way to the army of Demons on the other side
Lü Bu the Warlord: Look at the fools down the mountain who pitched the camp there,
Lü Bu the Warlord: and you would know the general is an imbecile.
Minamoto no Yoshitsune: This place is flat without cover, and there are several locations for ambush.
Minamoto no Yoshitsune: The general is a fool indeed!
Lü Bu the Warlord: And the other bunch of fools is giving me the chance to return.
As Lü Bu roared, he rode his horse and headed to the army of the Gods from the mountain, together with Yoshitsune riding on the other horse. The lookouts outside the camp took their last breath before they could react. The soldiers began to take action by swamping Lü Bu and Yoshitsune with their encirclement and calling for reinforcements.
Riding his horse with halberd in hand, Lü Bu chuckled as he cast his eyes on the god soldiers. Yoshitsune had already charged at the enemies. With murderous pneuma swirling around his katana, every blow he delivered resulted in blossoms of blood. Yoshitsune was performing the dance of blood and the cries of the soldiers were the song he moved to. It sounded graceful to Lü Bu, putting a smile so maniacal on his face that no soldiers dared to close in.
All of a sudden, Lü Bu rode his horse, aiming for the main camp of the army of the Gods. The horse knocked down all the soldiers standing in front of the main tent. As the halberd was swung, the camp was cut into two halves, frightening everyone inside. A brutal smile flashed on Lü Bu’s face as he swung his halberd again. Those slaughtered by him were either in two halves, or with their heads off, leaving only the general of the Gods so scared that he flopped on the ground. Lü Bu got off his horse and snatched him at his collar.
Lü Bu the Warlord: Haha! Thanks so much! I’ll put ya to my sword in return!
Lü Bu unsheathed the sword he wore on his waist and decapitated the general. Suddenly the soldiers behind gave way to a god and a goddess wearing purple armors. The god was wielding two swords and the goddess had an enormous tail on her back. Their strength could be told from their desire to kill. Lü Bu stared at them as if what happened was a joke.
Lü Bu the Warlord: Long time no see, Pollux.
Pollux: You’re not going anywhere this time, Lü Bu.
Lü Bu the Warlord: Are you tryin’ to say you’ll defeat me, loser?
Pollux: Are you kidding me? You’re the loser here.
Lü Bu the Warlord: So are ya gonna cry for your brother again?
During their conversation, Yoshitsune, who was fully covered in blood, stormed from afar. He leapt to the back of Lü Bu, gazing at the two with his insanity-filled eyes, rendering them in discomfort.
【Before Battles】
Court of Scorpio - Alma: Watcha lookin’ at? Wanna die?
Pollux: Alma, you’d better cool it down!
【Enemy Dialog】
Lü Bu the Warlord: Wanna summon ya brother, Pollux?
Pollux: It’s such a pity you two can’t meet, Lü Bu.
Lü Bu the Warlord: Haha! No matter you’re showin’ up or not,
Lü Bu the Warlord: I’ve already figured out the movements of you and Castor!
【After Battles】
Lü Bu the Warlord: You’re weaker than before!
【End】
The soldiers gasped in fear when the two Courts of Zodiacs slowly collapsed onto the ground with little effort from the two demons. Once again, Lü Bu’s mischievous eyes fell on them.
Lü Bu the Warlord: I won’t kill you now. We’ll play again next time!
Lü Bu snatched the head of the general and got on to the horse. All the soldiers gave way when he and Yoshitsune departed, leaving the resentful Courts of Gemini and Scorpio behind. They rode directly to the army of the Demons.
Minamoto no Yoshitsune: Why didn’t you kill them?
Lü Bu the Warlord: They have a role to play! You! Head back to the Wonderland first!
Lü Bu did not explain why he asked Yoshitsune to return first, while he came to the camp of the Demons’ army. The guardians fended him off from the camp when he was spotted, and upon someone recognizing Lü Bu cried for help at once, mobilizing the soldiers from elsewhere.
Demon Soldier: Stop right there! Everybody come! Capture Lü Bu!
Lü Bu did not struggle against his capture and was brought to the main camp. The demon marshal, who had a pair of red horns, stared at him sternly.
Demon Marshal: Why did you come back, Lü Bu?
Demon Marshal: Don’t you fear the execution for killing your father?
Lü Bu the Warlord: Fear? I’m here to make amends.
Demon General: Fix your fault? With what?
Lü Bu the Warlord: The head of the general out there!
Upon his words, his shackled hands grabbed a head out of nothing. He smiled and dedicated the head with both hands, kneeling on one knee to the marshal, who could hardly suppress his excitement on his seat. He knew the head belonged to the general of the Gods, but it was clear enough that Lü Bu was not trustworthy. The marshal then made a decision.
Demon Marshal: This in fact is the head of the general of the Gods. Lü Bu, what do you want?
Lü Bu the Warlord: I only want to fix my fault!
Demon Marshal: Fair enough. Your wish is granted!
Demon Marshal: Deliver my order, I now appoint Lü Bu as the battalion commander!
The marshal could not help regarding Lü Bu as a fool when he saw Lü Bu grinning from ear to ear. He then waved to tell his guard and Lü Bu to leave, they then followed the others to the camp.
Lü Bu the Warlord: Cunning old fox!
Lü Bu the Warlord: You pretended to send me to the battlefront for contribution,
Lü Bu the Warlord: but you just want me dead!
Lü Bu the Warlord: Let’s see who’ll be the fool then!