Lü Dongbin: I’ve received a complaint about your indecent behavior, flirting with girls in Heavenly Kingdom. I’m here to investigate...Looks like the complaint is true. What’s your explanation?
Tan Lang: Aw, all girls are adorable. Why shouldn’t I love them? They were being too rigid. Am I right?
Girls: Tan Lang is right. Those Xians are just jealous.
Achievements
☆ Team consisting of 3 or more Fire members (excluding team skills)
Lü Dongbin: Although you don’t have to cut off all your desire in Heavenly Kingdom, it’s against our rules if you’re obsessed with it. As a senior I must guide you to the right path. You’ll be practicing with me.
【After Battles】
Tan Lang: Sigh. That’s it then. I guess we’re departing for now, my ladies.
Meanwhile a strong breeze came in, lifting up Lü Dongbin’s jacket. A hole on the pants near his butt was revealed.
Tan Lang: Whoa, thanks for the lecture, Mr. Lü. You’re so wild that you’ve your pants ripped open.
Lü Dongbin: Shut up! It was from a dog bite!
Achievements
☆ Team consisting of only Fire members (excluding team skills)
Tan Lang: ...What a fetish. That’s impressive, Mr. Lü.
【After Battles】
The gaze of the girls changed to disdain and disgusted drastically.
Lü Dongbin: Hey, wait! Don’t go away! This is a misunderstanding! HEY!
Yet the girls never looked back no matter how many times Lü Dongbin had yelled. Very soon, the rumor about Lü Dongbin and dog went viral in Heavenly Kingdom…
Achievements
☆ Team consisting of only Fire members (excluding team skills)
☆ Team consisting of 3 or more God members
☆ Team consisting of only Water members (excluding team skills)